Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 595773)

1) I know you bought me a heated pad, but you are the next best heat source in the house. Therefore whether you are naked, on the internet, on the phone or getting ready to go out, you need to be available to warm me up.
2) I like to stop and check the scenery on the way downstairs. As I don't have eyes in the back of my heard it's up to you to watch out for me. Anyway, it sharpens your reflexes.
3) There is nothing quite so satisfying as a big smelly log in a virgin tray. It's one of life's great pleasure. So don't be all grumpy and holding your nose and gagging because I've waited til you've just changed it before laying down some nuclear waste.
4) I'm a sociable cat. If there are chicken bones lelft in my dish after my immediate hunger has been sated, I reserve the right to come and gnaw them on your bed, or on the sofa if you are in the living room. I know the raw marrow is messy - but it's tasty, deal with it!
5) Sometimes I don't know what I want. I want you to know! So I will follow you round the house and make a creaking noise to get your attention, and then not be satisfied with whatever you do. This is my right.
6) As I am not capable of playing with other cats nicely, I need your input and involvement in every game I play. I even make up new ones to include you, like Climb Behind The DVDs and Knock Down Them All Down, or Let's Explore the Mantelpiece!