Sounds like "vore" fetish to me, ZenGum.

You can't say that y#) &)#p#@ _@( #*$_g to )@! $() #(@$(d.

Also you can't tell lumberjim to #())@ ## #()!@($*.

And, like it or not, if you want to tell Undertoad that @(($ #*@#( #^*$ is @#*c* you can't do it.

funny

also, links to the ultra secret cellar cool-kids-club are immediately disguised by moderators.

Well, if you say something like 'OMG, all along UG has been so right and we've all been so wrong', Wolf will roll up to your house with an MRI truck and check you for an aneurysm.

Or she might just slap you.

or ... she has weapons too.

Things you can't say on the cellar:
 

LOL

OMG, lmao!

ROFLMBOPIMPTIME
Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Butt Off Peeing In My Pants With Tears In My Eyes

the stuff you learn on the internet - sheesh

haggis!

"I'm getting a kick out of these replies because..."

"Gary spilled his ear medicine..."

You can't say anything on the cellar if you last posted less than 30 seconds ago.

...or you aren't logged in.