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Wanna play ball?

Sure. I have MINE. Where are yours? ;)

cumslut.;)

Wolf and Clod amaze me with their strength, insight, and consistent sense of humor depite their current foibles.
I want to marry Lookout or BigV in my next life (or both) because they seem to be pretty close to the male versions of me, just better informed on current events, which I envy as I am lazy in that arena. Or maybe I just don't care as much as I should?
Sheldon, Brianna and SG always make me smile, even if they're bitching.
Ibram makes me wish I still had that youthful optimism.
And LJ and UT amaze me with their patience with all of the bratty kids they babysit in here. Including me. Thanks guys.
And many others.......

Don't try and sweet talk me, you capitalist whore.

You say that like it's a bad thing.....;)

That's 'cause he's a bad man. A very bad man. With a tophat and silver topped walking cane, and a stable of undernourished, overworked, orphan apprentices.

SHAME ON YOU!!! Lookout's not a capitalist!


:D

Shhhh. That's my angle with Dana. Capitalists do it more. and more. and more. and

Thats just the soccer team he coaches.

Their moms compensate me well for my time.

I have dozens, sitting in a closet I have converted into a shrine, floating in jars of formaldehyde. They are neatly placed and catalogued, and cross-referenced by: WHAT did they do to piss me off? HOW did I extract said balls from said jerk? Small balls, big balls, purple ones, hairy ones etc. It's an elaborate system I devised. Sometimes I sit in my chair and stare at them, and laugh and laugh.

Wanna come over and see them?

I think I love you Shawnee.

:)

And I thought balls were just a Christmas treat! ;)

>schwetty balls<