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Tulip 03-19-2009 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 547000)
Your eyebrows are phenomenal! as are your lips, hair, nose, & earlobes.....so are your shoulders......the nape of your neck.....your toned arms, your rock hard abs, hip bones.....that little crease that goes from there to ...another good spot..... I could go on, but I figure I've embarrassed you enough by now.

I find this incredibly sweet for a husband to post! :D

Tiki 03-19-2009 11:36 PM

I was once told by two gynecologists that I have an... erm... "very deep cervix". The first one went and got the second one because her fingers weren't long enough to reach, and then the second one couldn't reach either, and then they had a little chat about how unusual it was and how, wow, no, it's not them, it's me. :redface:

TheMercenary 03-20-2009 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Tiki (Post 547154)
I was once told by two gynecologists that I have an... erm... "very deep cervix". The first one went and got the second one because her fingers weren't long enough to reach, and then the second one couldn't reach either, and then they had a little chat about how unusual it was and how, wow, no, it's not them, it's me. :redface:

I think they meant that it was very deep to your cervix. Not a "deep cervix".

Pie 03-20-2009 11:00 AM

Just means you need to find someone who fits, Tiki. :D

Undertoad 03-20-2009 11:08 AM

In my 20s I found a lump on one of my testicles. This is a worst-case scenario for a 20-something. I went to have it ultrasounded.

So there I am, at the hospital, on the table, with my package all hanging out, with the lab room door open and people walking by, with a bunch of ultrasound goo on my sack and a technician rolling the ultrasound thingie over the area... and the guy reading it says "Three millimeters. You must have really sensitive fingers!"

uh thanks i guess can we get this over with real soon now


Shawnee123 03-20-2009 11:30 AM

What you should have said: no, my girlfriend has a really sensitive tongue.

Tiki 03-20-2009 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 547297)
I think they meant that it was very deep to your cervix. Not a "deep cervix".

Yes. My cervix is deep down there. A cervix is a portal, and wouldn't be referred to as being, in itself, "deep" anymore than a door would be referred to as "deep". More like a rock at the bottom of a lake would be referred to as being deep. I phrased it the way the GYNs phrased it... the actual phrase the first one used was "Wow, your cervix is really deep, I can't reach it!" Sort of like, if you're in a cave, you are deep underground. My cervix is deep... in my vaginal canal. Thanks for giving me the chance to elucidate, I was really hoping for a chance to talk about my vagina.

Tiki 03-20-2009 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Pie (Post 547301)
Just means you need to find someone who fits, Tiki. :D

:lol: seriously...

Shawnee123 03-20-2009 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Tiki (Post 547327)
Yes. My cervix is deep down there. A cervix is a portal, and wouldn't be referred to as being, in itself, "deep" anymore than a door would be referred to as "deep". More like a rock at the bottom of a lake would be referred to as being deep. I phrased it the way the GYNs phrased it... the actual phrase the first one used was "Wow, your cervix is really deep, I can't reach it!" Sort of like, if you're in a cave, you are deep underground. My cervix is deep... in my vaginal canal. Thanks for giving me the chance to elucidate, I was really hoping for a chance to talk about my vagina.

Nice vagina monologue! :p

Tiki 03-20-2009 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 547330)
Nice vagina monologue! :p

I do my best! :D

capnhowdy 03-20-2009 11:31 PM

Now.

Back to your vagina.........

lumberjim 03-20-2009 11:56 PM

wait a minute. I'm missing something here.

it's NOT a good thing when your cervix is struck by a foreign object is it? i mean....having a 'deep' cervix is probably a good thing.....right?

it's not like you were a guy and they said your cock was really long.... maybe you just have a tall cooter?


Pie 03-21-2009 12:01 AM

But it's the same number of nerves in a longer chassis; wouldn't that necessitate a longer probe to activate all those nerves?

lumberjim 03-21-2009 12:15 AM

what!?

Pie 03-21-2009 12:28 AM

You heard me. Grow a few (inches). :D


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