"The military is probably best for him.."
-Spellbound

"They said you was hung!"
"--They was right!"
&
" 'scuze me while I whip this out"
-Blazing Saddles

"They never did turn me into a toad."

--O Brother Where Art Thou

I have a mug that says that ... it has nothing to do with the movie, although I do have both a mug and teeshirt that are directly related to the movie. There are a ton of gems in that one ... "Why is there a watermelon there?" "I'll tell you later."

Another one that just tickles me ... "Turn to the right."

Any Raising Arizona will do. Pretty much any line in the film.

True enough.

"If we had no crawdad, we ate sand."

"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."

And Huggies are just generally funny.

So many social engagements... so little time.

Those aren't pillows!




[eta] it is now customary in my circle to interject into any uncomfortable silence, or momentary halt to a conversation in response to a bold statement..."How bout them bears?"

Don't you come back here without no baby, Hi.

@ DanaC...Planes Trains and Automobiles? Love it!

son, you got a pantie on your head.

ya gotta phone down here ya think?

I aint payin ya to be a canary.

Krawlik,... she's dunking.

The place by the thing where we went that time.

" Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue" - Airplane

from Airplane also: "Certainly I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley."

Donger.....where is my automobile?

I wonder if the carpet matches the pubes?

When God gives you lemons, he opens a window.