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Cicero 10-15-2008 06:28 PM

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Your whole sales department seems to be slacking already. And they're all midgets.
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Sundae 10-16-2008 07:41 AM

I'll come and work as your PA.
I have a good phone voice.

Shawnee123 10-16-2008 08:51 AM

Sounds great. Now, background check?

Cicero 10-16-2008 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by SamIam (Post 494021)
Oh, boy! I can't wait! Want references, resume', etc.? Cicero might give me a reference if I gave her a really good bribe. Pretty please, Cice? I promise I'll collect all the diet coke cans the instant they're empty and make sure they get re-cycled. Ash trays wil be emptied as soon as they collect a single butt, and I'll bring my own cigarettes to smoke, so I won't be bumming them off anybody. I also have my own new super duper carpet shampoo-er. I like kids and furniture. When can I start? :)


I accept mastercard, Amex, Discover, Visa, and money orders. No checks please! Remember, I am the sales department. Oh and if your payment does not clear through paypal or my other systems (the bank) I will not be able to complete the referral transaction. I also would like to see a cover-letter attached to your payment information about your specific qualifications, and 10 other references....And btw, fill out these 20 online surveys about your market interests.

I look forward to hearing from you again regarding the reference and remember, I am here to help! Thanks for your interest in our team.
:D

kerosene 10-16-2008 12:39 PM

Cicero is on her way to employee of the month.

Shawnee123 10-16-2008 12:42 PM

I'm glad I'm just running the physical plant, all that red tape mumbo-jumbo...that's what I'm trying to escape! ;)

Cicero 10-16-2008 01:38 PM

Yea. I'm ambitious. I'm trying to become a partner in less than 2 years, and by my calculations, if I supply enough wood for the beds, I just might get in with the people on top.

Oh, and it would not be ethical for the above statements to be sexual in nature, or innuendo of any sort.:D

Or I'm desparate enough to take "employee of the hour". Your choice. :)

kerosene 10-23-2008 11:59 AM

Cicero I love that picture of you. You are so cute.

BTW, we have moveded. It's gorgeous up here. We had some bears come by for a midnight snack last night. Our landlord left a small fridge outside to be gotten rid of and there was still food in it. A mama bear and her cub came by and made short work of it.

Cicero 10-23-2008 12:12 PM

This was your spirit animal on moving day. (well, saturday in any case)
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...=Spirit+animal
I don't know why. So. Don't ask. I'm just odd...which is why you think I am so awesome.


Any chance of some photos after you guys are all unpacked? Any chance of you having some hot chocolate on your porch for me, and by the stove, so I may live vicariously through you? Hmm..ok. I'll just stick to my job in sales.:)

Shawnee123 10-23-2008 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by case (Post 496696)
Cicero I love that picture of you. You are so cute.

BTW, we have moveded. It's gorgeous up here. We had some bears come by for a midnight snack last night. Our landlord left a small fridge outside to be gotten rid of and there was still food in it. A mama bear and her cub came by and made short work of it.

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Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 496702)
This was your spirit animal on moving day. (well, saturday in any case)
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...=Spirit+animal
I don't know why. So. Don't ask. I'm just odd...which is why you think I am so awesome.


Any chance of some photos after you guys are all unpacked? Any chance of you having some hot chocolate on your porch for me, and by the stove, so I may live vicariously through you? Hmm..ok. I'll just stick to my job in sales.:)


Cic, I'm glad you didn't let on that it was really you and me in bear suits. Remember? You were the cute little one.

Oh, sorry...now we're in trouble.

I'm even more jealous now, case!

mac_tire_daingean 10-24-2008 03:14 PM

OMG! I turn my back for a mere few days and we now have a whole army of volunteers/partners/slaves. I must spend less time in the jacuzzi and start paying more attentions to the progression of these well laid plans. :3eye:

mac_tire_daingean 10-24-2008 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 496702)
This was your spirit animal on moving day. (well, saturday in any case)
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...=Spirit+animal
I don't know why. So. Don't ask. I'm just odd...which is why you think I am so awesome.


Any chance of some photos after you guys are all unpacked? Any chance of you having some hot chocolate on your porch for me, and by the stove, so I may live vicariously through you? Hmm..ok. I'll just stick to my job in sales.:)

Apparently we have the great interweb available again. Hopefully more pics soon after this weekend. Hurry up cic...the snow is melting your hot chocolate on the porch..i mean the hot chocolate is melting..it's hot..and it's chocolate...the snow is neither of those things. running back to the jacuzzi

Cicero 10-24-2008 03:39 PM

For the record, I have only called you Mr. Case about 25 times. :)

mac_tire_daingean 10-24-2008 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 497284)
For the record, I have only called you Mr. Case about 25 times. :)

And what have you called me during the remaining times? :D

Cicero 10-24-2008 03:43 PM

Oh...woa! How did you guys figure out those calls were from me?!?

pad-dum-dump. :)


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