NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

"I'd buy *that* for a dollar!"

Oh, i use that one Big!

The other one that gets used a lot is "yes" drawn out in a Jeremy Paxman style (this one is for brits only)

yes, yes.. do you remember the film?

Too right. Robocop. That scene with the cop shot to pieces and the game show playing in the background was a shiver down the spine job.

Such a shame they retrospectively fucked it up by producing appalling sequels :P

Oh Jeez, don't we all?

...no?

Airplane is a big source for me.

It's amazing how often people hand you the straight line you need.

"Yes, I am serious, but stop calling me Shirley."

When I hand over the HIPPA notice to more with-it clients, they get told they can make a hat, a brooch, or a pterodactyl out of it.

I am a big fan of Star Trek (TOS), so "Logic is a little bird, tweeting in a meadow" gets heard in the office fairly often.

South Park is good ... Shennanigans, I'm not fat, I'm festively plump, respect my author-i-tay, Drugs are Bad mmmkay.

Remember, there is no shortage of meathooks on which to hang the bodies of our enemies. - Paraphrased from "Conspiracy"

Just found this one on youtube.

I had it on (audio) tape. Listened to it until the tape warped.
Ones I still use occasionally:
"The electric telephone"
"What-so-ev-er" in that accent
"Stiff as a board and bright green" - you'd be surprised how often that comes up!
".. and beginning to sme-ell"
"Or at least it would be, if it were true" although I admit I've paraphrased it over the years, not having access to the source. I tend to say... "well... if it was true!"

As usual for me, it's all about intonation and accent. Some of them I'd forgotten where they came from.

What I would really love to do is quote a monologue/ duologue on here and have it read on youtube by person/ people who have never heard it before. Not to make fun of them, and specifically not to recreate the original. Just to get another take on something I am really familiar with.

Pro - we all have cherished comedy that people in other countries haven't seen
Con - the majority of Dwellars are notoriously shy