MIL announced that she's been to the Trivia fountain in Rome....

I have to pee like a banshee.

"When it rains, it snows."

--cow orker from days of yore (or your, as some would have it)

It's a doggy dog world.......

Used in lieu of "It's a dog eat dog world"

One of my in laws......

hahahaha. I love that one, Juanco

Wasn't that the name of a Snoop Dogg song?

...but it was nothing to write home about?

A mate of mine found himself at the wrong end of disciplinary proceedings at work. In his own interests, he insisted that the personnel manager recorded what was said at the hearing and that he be provided with a copy of the transcript. He pointed out that he was of the opinion that the whole thing was heavy handed and that the company had 'gone for the jugular'. This was dutifully, if inaccurately, recorded in the transcript as 'gone for the juggler'.

As he pointed out, working there always was like working at a circus.:rolleyes:

Carruthers

When you are attacked by a group of clowns, go for the juggler first.

I read this just now and it took me a minute to get the joke. Jeez. What does that say about me?