Those don't look nearly as bad as I was expecting.

No, see. Much more cooler than grosser.

talking...
 

...with their mouths full

Now if your penis was the same size as your finger...

SteveDallas also gets funny looks when he brags about being an expert "log analyzer" ...

what? you could have a puppy suckle it? dewd. have you ever seen a puppy's teeth? needles, brah, needles.

and there is that whole bestiality angle that troubles me.

*Shudder* this thread brings back a fun memory. My dad dropped something heavy on his toe and it was disgusting. Then to motivate us to work and behave, he put his foot up on the table and ripped off the bad toenail, to show us what he might do to us....


Thank god my dad is really a softy on the inside.

softy? or gooey?

Nevermind. I don't want to know.

I'm gonna go bleach my brain now.