can't even protect your own son

wtf are you talking about?

Grandpa liked Pat Boone.

Aww there there lj.. it'll be okay. You wants a ice cream?

ohmygod. i just watched the video of assnesscockfish dancing /\

i feel much better now. I didn't know i was being served by such a hip character. I understand it totally now. he has to keep his pimp hand strong after all. I hope he doesn't pull out his 9 and bust a cap in my ass or anything.

what moves he has. ::chills::

Better than a fat man who can't get his mind off cocks.

you got to admit.
"The kid can dance"

it is important for you to realize that the word 'cock' in the useage employed most frequently on the cellar is not that which implies an actual phallus. It is more of a ....general term. in other words, cock, one doesn't actually envision a penis when I use the word....unless i associate a possesive pronoun. like 'suck my cock', or here...'hold my cock a minute'.

So, it's really not an obsession with the male genetalia, so much as it is an ongoing joke that those of us with fully functioning humor glands employ and understand.

As for the Fat man comments, I'll just say that you would never say that to my face. I see that you could no doubt dance circles around me and you look better in a ball cap, and orange really does suit you....you look so......fresh!.......

but If i was standing there next to you in person, you wouldn't refer to me as the fat guy....it would be more like...'that big sonofabitch.'

what about ead?

Dancing? Orange? Asian?

wait a minute.....



or maybe this is more the style?



I found a Black Eyed Peas number too....

Ah yes, my fellow Pilipinos. Though they are inmates, they love to dance too.

It almost make being an inmate look like fun. Except for the whole orange thing. I don't do orange.

Is this a form of rehabilitation? Involving the prisoners in a creative, group activity, giving them a sense of accomplishment?

Pshaw, yeah. That or giving the commandant a major giggle.

Tenko would've gone the extra season if they'd've thought of this.....