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Shawnee123 08-28-2007 08:07 AM

i just about spit coffee on that one! :)

xoxoxoBruce 08-28-2007 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 379156)
so...while i'm holding your purse and looking like a total dick in that faggy store that doesn't even MAKE clothes that fit real man sized men......

The only embarrassing thing, was the sleazy thoughts in your head. You know, all those women knew, you were stripping them naked with your eyes. Well maybe not the sagging grandmother, but the rest.

LabRat 08-28-2007 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 379045)
LR, at what age does this begin to be an issue?

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Originally Posted by Perry Winkle (Post 379066)
My cousin (mother of 3) says late 30s.

Yes, late 30's. Nice website about Down Syndrome, if you'd like more info.

Lots of things can affect the health of your eggs...they are exposed to all the chemicals etc. that you expose yourself to. Lots of females don't think about this in their teens and 20's. Basically, they have an expiration date, just like the ones in your fridge. MMMmmmm.

SteveDallas 08-28-2007 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by sycamore (Post 379169)
That almost sounds pedophilic, man!

Almost? I can just hear Chris Hanson now.... "

elSicomoro 08-28-2007 10:06 AM

Heh...Dateline will move from their houses to the children's section of stores and near schools.

Perry Winkle 08-28-2007 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by sycamore (Post 379169)
That almost sounds pedophilic, man!

Apparently the size bra my girlfriend wears are cheaper in that section of the store... It was the weirdest feeling ever. Nobody gave me a second look, but I felt like they should have. I don't know why I didn't just go wander elsewhere other than the fact that I was getting to pick the colors and patterns on things I have a great time removing.

Aliantha 08-29-2007 12:21 AM

I heard a statistic at one stage which said that every for every year over 30 you are at the time of conception your risk of developemental problems in your child doubles.

xoxoxoBruce 08-29-2007 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Perry Winkle (Post 379425)
It was the weirdest feeling ever. Nobody gave me a second look, but I felt like they should have.

BINGO!

HungLikeJesus 08-29-2007 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 379596)
I heard a statistic at one stage which said that every for every year over 30 you are at the time of conception your risk of developemental problems in your child doubles.

So that means that a woman of 40 (I believe the age of the man is less important) has an increased risk of problems 2^10 = 1024 times that of a woman of 30. This sounds like an area ripe for government interference. I wonder how that compares to drinking or smoking while pregnant?

Mating between close relatives only increases the risk of problems by about 15% (no source cited).

Cicero 08-29-2007 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 378472)
did you just out yourself?

Looks like it-according to that- I have a pair of lesbian hands?
:D
Not that I wouldn't ponder having sex with a woman (I think women are hot) It doesn't gross me out at all...I'm just entirely sexually devoted to my husband. And that's forever. If I could be a lesbian and a dedicated wife in love with my husband, and only have real sexual inclinations towards my husband. Then I would be a lesbian. But I don't think thinking that women are hot qualifies. Yes, very aesthetically pleasing. But I am only in love with my cutie pie at home.
Someone told me once that your sexuality is really based on which sex you are emotionally attracted to the most. Which sex strikes an emotional chord the most? Well men really seem to get me going emotionally, and physically. So do women, but in very minute degrees sexually and emotionally.

Except for my mom....she pisses me off sometimes in a way that isn't even human.:)

Oh and there's only a problem with Jinx doing that LJ if she's in a Goodwill. Uuuugh.

smurfalicious 08-29-2007 11:23 AM

Not to diverge from serial killers, hot models, Down's Syndrome, and incest, but...

I was cruising abcnews this morning through a fark link, when something caught my eye: "Secret Signals: How Men Cruise for Sex"

I thought I'd check it out, not that I'm on the market for men cruising for sex, but I thought maybe I could pick up a thing or two. Not that The Man humping my leg in the shower isn't signal enough...

Funny enough, when I clicked the link I got an article entitled "Secret Signals: How Gay Men Cruise for Sex"

:eyebrow:

Anyway, given my deviant desire to watch gay men going at it, I decided to read on anyway. Apparently, one good way to determine whether or not a man is not only gay, but also hot to trot, is to look for the telltale "tapping one's foot up and down and swiping one's hand underneath the bathroom stall" which is a recognized signal used by persons wishing to engage in "lewd conduct" a/k/a "gay sex".

Cicero 08-29-2007 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by smurfalicious (Post 379756)
I was cruising abcnews this morning through a fark link, when something caught my eye: "Secret Signals: How Men Cruise for Sex"

I thought I'd check it out, not that I'm on the market for men cruising for sex, but I thought maybe I could pick up a thing or two. Not that The Man humping my leg in the shower isn't signal enough...

Funny enough, when I clicked the link I got an article entitled "Secret Signals: How Gay Men Cruise for Sex"

:eyebrow:

Anyway, given my deviant desire to watch gay men going at it, I decided to read on anyway. Apparently, one good way to determine whether or not a man is not only gay, but also hot to trot, is to look for the telltale "tapping one's foot up and down and swiping one's hand underneath the bathroom stall" which is a recognized signal used by persons wishing to engage in "lewd conduct" a/k/a "gay sex".

A more interesting article would be- how gay men don't cruise for sex. I spent my 20's hanging out with flamers- I love 'em but....


Sorry for the thread hijack but she wrote hers at the same time I wrote mine.

BrianR 08-31-2007 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 379755)
Looks like it-according to that- I have a pair of lesbian hands?
:D
Not that I wouldn't ponder having sex with a woman (I think women are hot) It doesn't gross me out at all...I'm just entirely sexually devoted to my husband. And that's forever. If I could be a lesbian and a dedicated wife in love with my husband, and only have real sexual inclinations towards my husband. Then I would be a lesbian. But I don't think thinking that women are hot qualifies. Yes, very aesthetically pleasing. But I am only in love with my cutie pie at home.

If you ask your husband and he agrees, it isn't infidelity. Especially if you let him watch.

Cicero 08-31-2007 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by BrianR (Post 380698)
If you ask your husband and he agrees, it isn't infidelity. Especially if you let him watch.

I don't wanna.....In our relationship (we have discussed these things) that is cheating no matter what. He knows that if I start screwing someone else I don't need him around.(woman or not) And vice-versa.
All relationships are different cans of worms. That would only piss him off. For good reason. And again....I don't want to. Thanks for trying to help me and especially my husband out there Brian......but he really doesn't think that's hot. He would be right in thinking that that is his heart getting completely ripped out of his chest and pounded on with a tiny but effective hammer.
;)

Hime 08-31-2007 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianR (Post 380698)
If you ask your husband and he agrees, it isn't infidelity. Especially if you let him watch.

Yeah, that describes us, except for the watching part. :) I was wondering why the article in the OP doesn't mention us bisexuals. No love. :(


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