There's Something About Mary - there's something alright--something overrated! People who love it have told me you need to watch it when you're stoned. I'm sorry, but just about any movie is better when you're stoned.

Cheesecake Factory - why on earth do people line up and wait an hour to eat here, when they can just go to the Bennigan's or Applebee's on the other side of the mall. The food tastes exactly the same, and you don't have to carry around a silly beeper before you eat it.

It sucks just as badly when you're stoned. :3eye:

Football (the American version) - Sorry guys.

Brand new houses - Where's the fucking character?

Dogs - I appreciate pets and all. I have had a dog before and they can be great (as pets), but come on! Does a dog really *need* its own website?

Skysidhe: I bought this Canon and am very happy with it. I was impressed with its ability to capture clear photos with accurate color. Also, you can adjust pretty much everything manually.

wine don't get me wrong - i lurve the wine and i drink plenty of it and there's good, bad, and in between. but the whole swish-it-around and breathing and whatnot is all a bunch of hoity toity crap. really, it's all just a bunch of rotten grapes.

Kennedy Space Center i've wanted to see it my whole life. what a disappointment. the 'astronaut experience' was lame - riding the hov-around in the grocery store was more exciting.

South Beach i guess it would be cool if i was more into cocaine and herpes

home ownership now *i* have to pay for the shit that breaks