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Intrigued that this and others suggest childcare basics as something everyone should know. Why? |
I don't know...I've never changed a diaper in my life, but I guess I could do it if my life depended on it. Maybe. :eek:
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And it's so easy to do, that really the only thing that stands in most people's way is fear. For example, "how to change a diaper" is not a freaking skill--if you can wipe your own ass, you can wipe a baby's. It's the idea that someone would say they can't that is sort of pathetic. It's the general confidence itself that should be considered a neessary life skill. |
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I SHOULD know why people get pee stains in their drawers? Doesn't anyone use TP? ;) Same question for skidmarks. Never understood that.
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Skidmarks happen when someone reads something funny that you wrote, and they laugh so hard that they fall off of their chair, out the fifth floor window, and land in the rose bush. |
Well, as long as it's all about me, then that's OK.
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no, it's not. I should know that, because obviously I didn't.
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Ignore you one day and like a princess the next. Never give you what you want when you ask for it, only when you least expect it. |
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Number 1 You have the right not to be killed Murder is a CRIME! Unless it was done by a Policeman or aristocrat Know your rights And Number 2 You have the right to food money Providing of course you Don't mind a little Investigation, humiliation And if you cross your fingers Rehabilitation Know your rights These are your rights Know these rights Number 3 You have the right to free speech as long as you're not Dumb enough to actually try it. |
I hope that public service announcement was made with geeeetarrr!
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