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Glinda 06-22-2012 06:01 PM

Quick note to Sundae: I'm sincerely not trying to be a bitch toward you at all, and I apologize if it might seem that way. I just used your comments as a launching point for my confusion and frustration over the silly fork thing. :heart-on:

xoxoxoBruce 06-23-2012 04:12 PM

While eating "properly", the empire slipped away.

Lola Bunny 06-23-2012 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Glinda (Post 816394)
I just don't get the whole upside-down fork thing, at all.

The link is dead. I'd love to hear the explanation for this bit of foolishness. And if "the trickiest form of eating is the most polite," why do we not stand on our heads or balance on one foot and eat that way? There is simply no logic to be found in this idea.

I would like to read the article too. I never quite learned the western table manners. I only learned what the other school kids taught me while eating in the cafeteria. "Don't chew with your mouth open; don't talk with your mouth full; don't put your elbows on the table." (No, I've never really talked with my mouth full because I've always been a slow eater and never had much friends to talk to at lunch time. I did, however, put my elbows on the table.)

It's rude to point, and now, you're uncouth and infantile to use a fork to scoop up your food. Hmm....I'm rather glad I've always been somewhat a hermit. I would hate to appear so uncivilized.

Gravdigr 06-23-2012 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 816577)
While eating "properly", the empire slipped away.

We need a standing ovation smilie.

That was outstanding.

Cyber Wolf 07-02-2012 10:21 AM

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There's an infographic for everything... even this.

...though the spife looks like the kind of stone knives Man has been making since ever.

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jimhelm 07-02-2012 11:24 AM

I want a Knork!

and I want to pronounce it Kuh-Nork.


because Norks are tits.

holy shit

BigV 07-10-2012 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 816237)
You were bottle-fed as a baby, weren't you?

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Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 818151)
I want a Knork!

and I want to pronounce it Kuh-Nork.


because Norks are tits.

holy shit

That's what I'm talking about!

Happy Monkey 07-10-2012 06:46 PM

I always considerd a spork with a sharpened edge to be a sknork, pronounced "snork".

Urbane Guerrilla 07-11-2012 07:24 PM

"Spork" sounds funny because it sounds like the name of a Vulcan who didn't make it into Star Fleet.

Gravdigr 02-24-2016 02:42 PM

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xoxoxoBruce 02-24-2016 03:06 PM

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butter

glatt 02-24-2016 03:24 PM

Silverware used to be treasure. Now it's almost trash and people treat it that way. I've seen some antique silverware pounded in to garden stake shapes to label your various herbs in the garden.

xoxoxoBruce 02-24-2016 03:36 PM

Don't need it for pizza.

glatt 02-24-2016 03:39 PM

Plus, digital photography killed the silver value.


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