31? Old? pffft. :headshake

I have a bottle of Geritol with your name on it, LabRat! :D

You gonna start up with me whippersnapper? I'll whip your skinny little arse into submission with my tennis balled walker and hogtie you with my lifeline cord!!!

I didn't know 22 was old.

We're even. I didn't know 46 was young. ;)

It is, haven't you heard? 46 is the new 26! :D

I think it's kind of like how when an actress is 40 she gets cast as the mother in movies, whereas when a male actor is 40 he gets cast as the romantic lead opposite Jessica Alba.

because us oldies are goodies

I like the title of this thread. I'm always looking for some random sex. Actually, I'd settle for some planned sex, or even accidental sex.

I'll bet there's a roofie in it, don't trust that lecher, LabRat.

I like a good BJ in the morning.

yeah...I reckon it has a lot to do with the bronco yer bustin, m'am

I was trying to think of something good and sexy to talk about... and I'm coming up with nothing. I think I have discussed most of the topics available. Tell you what... if someone comes up with something fun to discuss and joins in with me, I will be happy to contribute much more. :D

talk about the time you had porno sex.

What do you mean porno sex? That it was video taped? That others saw it? That I was paid to do it? That it was just crazy and wild? Because I could take that many different ways, and some of them would mean that I have never had porno sex.