and capris

Thats all??

I always thought UDT shorts looked ballsquashing tight. They're actually comfortable?

I've mostly given up wearing black berets, variously bedecked, as around-town wear. Really, at fifty or so one should accessorize a black beret with a stand of Highland bagpipes. Then the otherwise-bemused onlooker is sure to get it.

How about a nice cape to go with that beret?:eyebrow:

Cape or cloak? No way!
 

Hangs up on the pipe's drones in a high wind. :worried: And if the wind's blowing that hard, it's probably a bad idea to be risking your valuable instrument from the wind's knocking you down anyway. ;)