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Quote:

Originally Posted by be-bop (Post 325426)

There were a crowd of teenagers outside the local shop where I used to live and I must admit I'm overweight( but I'm kind to animals and sometime give to charity )so I'm not that bad a person,anyway passing these teenagers one of the young ladies remarked "Look at that fat c**t.
I thought this is not on and turned to her and told her in a voice that all her friends heard "I my well be a fat c**t but i can go on a diet and lose weight,but you'll always be an ugly cow.
The howls and cat calls she then got from her friends and her red face was a joy to see :D

Good one. I've used "Perhaps, but I went to the college of my choice," in similar circumstances.

My personal favorite ...

You are (he is) so dense that time and space bend around you (him).

"You fuck like my grandmother!"

"nice teeth, do you fuck like a crack whore too?"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kagen4o4 (Post 330165)

nice teeth, do you fuck like a crack whore too?

I'm gonna use that one...

I called a guy a "fucking waste of chromosomes" once... I was very angry.
I think I'm a nerd, but I was a bouncer at the time and carrying him out of the bar. Perhaps it balances out?

a fucking waste of deoxyribonucleic acid