[after Paul fires one of his workers]
Paul Moore: Now, if there's anything I can do for you...
Employee: Well, I certainly hope you'll die soon.
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Bill Rorich: This is a brutal layoff. And all because they couldn't program Wednesday nights.
Paul Moore: You can make it less brutal by knocking a million or so off your salary... Bad joke, I'm sorry

--Broadcast News (1987)

mbpark, great summary.

It sucks when you have to lay off someone. I've only had to fire one person and even though he deserved to be fired, I still hated it.

But let's not lose sight of another important matter.

YOU FUCKED YOUR COUSIN?!!!!