Yup

I hate these twit for twat fights.

Can't we all just get along?

hahahahahaha very good

Dana, Aliantha & Clodfobble have already answered, but I am intrigued now.

Is it pronounced (cat) twat or (dot) twat in your part of the world?

Would this be an appropriate time to share my favourite expletive?

Twat on a brick!

We say TWUT here in Ohio. It's kind of like "WUT did you say?" Seriously though, it's more like dot.

We say it with the vowel as round as we can get it for emphasis.

We pronounce it the dot way here in Kansas.

as in twat waffle

How dare you, you've let my thread fall to number nine in Home Base!

I'm offended. Worship me more.

is it 'eye'bram or 'ibb'-ram?

we say eee-bram here in east cornflake...

Actually it is Eee-bram.

pfft

Well, I don't know about everyone else, but I just had to know that little tidbit. I just wouldn't have been satisfied in life without it. ;)