I made my BGF retch and hack up a lurgy out the window, and onto the side of my car, when I did a particularly potent morning-after-a-huge-nite fart.

By the time we got to our destination I was mortified because it had traveled from the passenger door to the rear of the car and left a dirty big snail trail....and it was STILL STUCK TO THE CAR!!

Was the loogy or the fart still stuck to the car?:D
Ducks, ya made me laff my ass off!