The Cellar

The Cellar (http://cellar.org/index.php)
-   Arts & Entertainment (http://cellar.org/forumdisplay.php?f=6)
-   -   Worst Movie EVER...and I saw St. Peppers (http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=12303)

Shocker 11-16-2006 12:58 PM

I don't know if i would say it was the worst movie I've ever watched, but Mulholland Drive was definatly one of the strangest... The only thing that made it worth watching was seeing Naomi Watts' boobs and the HOT lesbian scenes between her and Laura Harring.

Shawnee123 11-17-2006 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shocker
I don't know if i would say it was the worst movie I've ever watched, but Mulholland Drive was definatly one of the strangest...

The movie was strange, typical Lynch...but I LOVED it.

You want strange Lynch? Watch Eraserhead. You might never be the same. :)

chrisinhouston 11-26-2006 01:39 PM

I'd say it's a tossup between The Killer Shrews or Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.

Ibby 11-26-2006 04:36 PM

killer shrew! killer shrew!

TexJeff87 11-28-2006 10:30 AM

I'm voting for Anaconda. If you watch the scene where the boat is being un-stuck, the waterfall in the background is going UP.

How do you have a waterfall in the Amazon Basin, anyhow?:3_eyes:

Happy Monkey 11-28-2006 10:39 AM

"Trees"

A remake of Jaws, with the shark replaced by a Great White Pine.

glatt 11-28-2006 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey
"Trees"

A remake of Jaws, with the shark replaced by a Great White Pine.

That actually sounds pretty funny ... for a two minute long SNL skit.

Happy Monkey 11-28-2006 12:55 PM

Yes, if only it were...

xoxoxoBruce 11-28-2006 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexJeff87
I'm voting for Anaconda. If you watch the scene where the boat is being un-stuck, the waterfall in the background is going UP.

How do you have a waterfall in the Amazon Basin, anyhow?:3_eyes:

The waterfalls falling up is like the wagon wheels in the westerns going backwards, and the falls are created by the river flowing over a very large snake. :rolleyes:

Welcome to the Cellar, TexJeff87. :D

King 12-10-2006 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs
I have no plans on seeing this film. But I hve a hard time thinking ANY film could be worse than Cronenberg's movie "Crash".

Same here. The only film that comes close is Timecode. There are four screens at once, and yet nothing happens on any of them. Most of the film involves people just sitting there, pointless conversations, and random earthquakes, which were apparently only put there as cues to the actors (the film was shot in one take).

HungLikeJesus 06-07-2007 04:19 PM

I'll add two:
The Worm Eaters
Surf Nazi's Must Die

But they were both better than Safe or Monster's Ball.

Planet Terror (the first half of Grindhouse) had a good exploding head scene.

Cloud 06-07-2007 05:13 PM

I didn't think it was the worst movie ever. Thought it was kind of boring, though.

On the whole, it was an interesting and sympathetic look at a figure which has gotten no sympathy from history, rightly or wrongly. Deliberately anachronistic, of course.

And the shoes and costumes were pretty.

BigV 06-07-2007 05:51 PM

Meet the Parents.

I am still upset that I'll never get those two hours back! I could, I could have *better* used them to, to, sort the dairy products by expiration date, or evening up all the threads in the fringe on my cutoffs, or sleeping, or something. I was ROBBED!

HungLikeJesus 06-07-2007 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 351940)
Meet the Parents.

There were some classic scenes in Meet the Parents, like cat milking and, uh, that other scene... you know.

TheMercenary 06-07-2007 10:27 PM

I Spit on your Grave.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Spit_On_Your_Grave


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:44 PM.

Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.