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Elspode 10-18-2006 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marichiko
It helps when I just don't jump into he middle of the thread without reading the other replies first. I thought everyone was supposed to write their own poem about the spammer. I thought "yours" was quite good, Patrick!:blush:

I enjoyed yours as well...I just was pointing out that it was a group "add a line" effort. :)

footfootfoot 10-20-2006 01:32 AM

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar
Or take my car
won't get far
To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar

See the mods

barefoot serpent 10-20-2006 09:16 AM

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar
Or take my car
won't get far
To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar

See the mods
draw their rods

Shawnee123 10-20-2006 09:59 AM

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar
Or take my car
won't get far
To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar

See the mods
draw their rods
They are the cellar guards and gods

Flint 10-20-2006 10:02 AM

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar
Or take my car
won't get far
To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar

See the mods
draw their rods
They are the cellar guards and gods
Love to shake their sexy bods

barefoot serpent 10-20-2006 11:36 AM

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar
Or take my car
won't get far
To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar

See the mods
draw their rods
They are the cellar guards and gods
Love to shake their sexy bods
Whilst firing rounds of spitwads

Spexxvet 10-20-2006 11:53 AM

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar
Or take my car
won't get far
To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar

See the mods
draw their rods
They are the cellar guards and gods
Love to shake their sexy bods
Whilst firing rounds of spitwads

See the politician

Shawnee123 10-20-2006 12:33 PM

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar
Or take my car
won't get far
To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar

See the mods
draw their rods
They are the cellar guards and gods
Love to shake their sexy bods
Whilst firing rounds of spitwads

See the politician
What really is his mission?

Flint 10-20-2006 12:35 PM

What really is his mission?
 
I'm on a mission, and I'm wishin'
someone could cure my lonely condition
lookin' for love in all the wrong places
no fine girls, just ugly faces - Young M.C.


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