I used to post at a place where there were a lot of pommy prudes and they pissed me off one night so I posted my twat.

They were mortified...but couldn't think of how to express their mortification.

That was ok in my books.

Actually, I'd been drinking that night, so you can put that in the 'things you've done when drunk' convo. lol

Everytime I see 'twat', it confuses me coz my mind says 'twot' not 'twat'

I meant it in the twot sense.

What were you doing with your twat...lol...I need details, like was it just a arse on the photocopier but you got some of my twat in there? or did ya shove the camera 'tween ya legs?

They were being such prudes! SOooooo...since they complained about my 'cleavage' I took a pic of my twot for them. It was a little bit difficult getting the lighting and the angle right with a webcam, but I managed it. ;)

You fucken rock Ali!!!!

:notworthy

lol...it was pretty funny. I became a legend in my own lunch box for a while.

youre a legend in mine too, did you post anything afterwards??? or was that your swan song.

Is it wrong for me to kill the screaming cat?

I kept posting till I got banned for being anti-american. lol

kill the cat

:yum: Ali, I'm a pommy prude.:yum:

lol I'm not showing you my twat until you show me how prudish you are.

sure sure spexxie

did someoen call me? I would've sworn.

Ah well, if you need me for something, I'll be writing my How to be an insufferable prude" manifesto over here.