I sleep with my mouth closed
My spiders must go up my nose
I'm sure they are tickle-y
As their legs are all wiggle-y
but what I don't know won't hurt me, I suppose

A little misplaced from the limerick thread...but fun to do!

I actually DO sleep with my mouth closed.

How do you know?

I think it's just you, Relli. Maybe if you didn't go to bed with a mouthful of spiders, eh?

Every time I visit this thread, I go:

How do I know I sleep with my mouth closed?

I've had years of orthodontal work and now wear retainers at night. I have formed the (bad) habit of sucking my tongue between my teeth. I don't think I have described that correctly. When I sleep, my tongue fills all the space in my mouth and sort of 'sucks' my cheeks into my molars...can't do that with your mouth open.

Now, if you're asking how do we know we eat spiders when we sleep?
I don't. Not for sure...

I don't have a problem with the size of any of our home-grown spiders, not sure how I'd feel about ones big enough to hear the crunch when you stepped on them.

I get really spindly wispy-looking spiders in my bathroom. I doubt anyone could be scared of them. I was tempted to look them up online, thinking they might be more impressive close-up, then realised cohabiting is probably easier if you don't pry into your flatmates' secret life.

You're a very wise woman. :thumb:

DN, I'm still waiting for a picture of a White Tail and a tiger snake.

We don't have too many creepy crawlies around here, unless you count rattlesnakes. Well, we do get lots of mice/voles/moles/ and packrats in the house.


[This has been another SteveDallas random thread pick.]

Ok, ok....will lift my game this summer

Well thank you so much for reawakening my nightmare. :eyebrow:

Man,

I

*love*

this