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Fascinating...and I think they should all be beaten to a bloody pulp and dragged through large piles of salt for being spammers in the first place.

Damn, I heard about some great specials on Nokia phones somewhere around the Cellar yesterday and now I can't find it. I was going to buy a boatload.:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Damn, I heard about some great specials on Nokia phones somewhere around the Cellar yesterday and now I can't find it. I was going to buy a boatload.:rolleyes:

Perhaps you're remembering this.

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This year’s champion had the home field advantage going for him: Lassi Etelatalo of Finland threw an obsolete Nokia 89 meters (about 97 yards).

Not just the subject lines.

I just got a spam in today that made it past the Comcast filters to my Inbox. Spammers originally began putting random text in, but got caught because there was no syntax. Then they started using clips from text found on the Internet, but there must have been some issue, because now it appears they are weaving together text to create syntactically correct text. This makes it different than the robot poetry using meaningless words and the use of different sentences from different sources but simply posted together.

It's actually fun to read, almost poetic. I've underlined my favorite phrases. There does seem to be an unhealthy fascination with tuba players.

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A hardly most difficult hole puncher, a mastadon, and the globule inside a minivan are what made America great! Some tuba player of a fairy recognizes a cough syrup defined by a parking lot, but an anomaly from a paycheck competes with the cheese wheel around the abstraction. A rattlesnake ridiculously trades baseball cards with a Eurasian spider. Furthermore, some feline salad dressing meditates, and a steam engine almost plans an escape from the spider a grain of sand. The fire hydrant for a tuba player seldom brainwashes a slow cocker spaniel, because an ocean over a ball bearing steals pencils from a bartender toward the buzzard.

Edit: (forgot the 2nd part)

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Most people believe that a satellite falls in love with a loyal tape recorder, but they need to remember how ostensibly a load bearing burglar wakes up. The inferiority complex thoroughly secretly admires the power drill. A frustrating briar patch satiates a boiled recliner. An overripe blithe spirit is muddy. A mitochondrial scythe
A traffic light inside the wheelbarrow ostensibly figures out a boiled plaintiff. When you see a cosmopolitan short order cook, it means that a pompous light bulb gets stinking drunk. A diskette graduates from the hole puncher living with a pork chop, but the blood clot hesitantly laughs and drinks all night with a line dancer. Sometimes an inexorably alleged rattlesnake laughs out loud, but a sandwich always knowingly steals pencils from the frightened cowboy! A self-actualized bottle of beer slyly is a big fan of the microscope.
A salad dressing

That's all there was. S**t, I was really hoping to find out what happened to the salad dressing.;) We now see that the author seems to care more about hole punchers than tuba players. And what is a self-actualized bottle of beer, one that says "I drink, therefore I am?":D

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Originally Posted by richlevy

but a sandwich always knowingly steals pencils from the frightened cowboy!

Man, I wish I could write that well...

primiti too ta by robots

Britnei, britniy, britbey britneu britent.
At least two unique.

Brittnyey, brityen briytney brltney broteny.
Britley britneyb britnrey britnty, brittner brottany, baritney birntey biteney.
Brinttany britanay britinany britn, britnew britneyn. Brittneey brittnney brittnyey brityen briytney. Briittany, brinie brinteney, brintne britaby britaey, britainey britinie. Brintiny britanty britenny britini britnwy brittni, brittnie biritney. Brithany britieny britiey britnt britnys britrny, brittenny, brittnee brittnt.
Our system for, query and count how many different.

Birtany biteny bratney britani britanie briteany? Barittany bbbritney bbitney bbritny. Britnys britrny brittenny brittnee.
Brthney brtianny brtineys brtittny brttiny brtttany brydney brynty, brythey. Broteny brtaney brtiiany brtinay brtinney brtitany! Brinteny brittainy pritney brintany. Bitnet bitttany bnrittany bntney bpitney?
Least two unique within three month period corrected.

Britnnay brittian, briyny brrittany brttiney btiteny btrittany. Btiany btirtney, btitiney btittny, btritany buttney grittney!
Least, two unique within three, month period corrected.

Brintney briteney bitney brinty.
Brtinay, brtinney brtitany brtiteny brtnet brytiny. Brintiney brintneey brinttney brirany brirtny brisney.
Two unique within three, month period, corrected.

Brney broitney brotny bruteny btiyney.
Some of detected by our.

Biteney bitiny breateny brianty.
Brittanyn brittanyt brittanyy brittary.
Brietnet briettny briey brighney brigtney brigtny? Bitiny breateny brianty brintye britianny britly britnej britneyu britniey.
Brtiteny brtnet brytiny btney drittney pretney rbritney barittany bbbritney.

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Brtiteny brtnet brytiny btney drittney pretney rbritney barittany bbbritney.

That's so beautiful my eyes are wellin'

Isn't that by the same guy who wrote Karma Chameleon?

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 312199)

Isn't that by the same guy who wrote Karma Chameleon?

:lol:

I am thinking of an updated version of three days of the condor

With Penis Enlarge Supplement she can use your dick as a huge toothbrush

[stupid link here]

When you think that your penis doesnt deserve to be even called a penis.

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 312188)

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 312189)

That's so beautiful my eyes are wellin'

Not when the site you moderate is called Britnet :rolleyes:

/WARNING/ Graphic language !!!

Subject : Two teen lesbians enjoy a huge dick.

I edited out the spelling errors, but it makes you think... It's almost a work of art.

Spelling errors not edited out:
do u want Good Pay Job? World recognized University Dip1oma/Degree/Batcheloor for you wxoj xeg

And the think there are Dwellars bothering with real world education?!