What else do you not remember from age 5 to age 12?

no, but my dad knocked on the bathroom door and told me to "stop playing with yourself" when I was like 13.

When someone wants to change lanes in front of you, do you ever just let them in without cussing under your breath?

Yes, frequently, unless they're pushy about it.



Have you ever rear-ended someone, causing them to stop and get out of their car, called them nasty names, and threatened to run them over because they cut you off?

BZZZZZZT! Two replies made at the identical same time! Prosecution will please rephrase question!

(I refer to Undertoad and Mr. Noodle - Jinx stole a march on me as I was originally posting this response)

No.

Have you ever anonymously helped someone in some way, so that they might not even know they are being helped? (Like putting a coin in an expired meter for a stranger when a parking cop is coming?)

Yes.

Have you ever seen a cervix first hand and closeup?

Yes.

Have you ever tried anal sex?

ooooh Yes!!!

Have you ever wanted to be a Prostitute?:redface:

Mr. Boogey-eater,
Other than bringing up some post-nasal drip, or schnocking back a full nose when there's no tissue available, and hacking a loogey, I have not tasted mucous. I will go further and state, for the record, I am skeeved by snot and snot-like substances, almost to the point of phobia. I am paranoid that I have boogers hanging out of my nose and people are laughing at them - that's why I pick. But I do not eat. I have not, do not, and will not voluntarily eat boogeys. When you ate yours, did you chew it up? Yum-yum?

So... what's the next question, fargon?

no. i just kinda fell into it.


have you ever received anal sex?

NO

Isn't that a repeat Question? :eyebrow:

no
*the other one being have you ever tried it, which could have been both giving and receiving*

do i look fat in this?

Yes.

Have you ever met someone in real life, that you first met online?

no

Ever run half a mile in the hot sun trying to get to a toilet and crap yourself sitting down?