merci. . . . je pense :o

*brews fresh pot of harrar for reading sustenance. . . links to thread*

I too think I could be an an artist. Well lots of my family can paint so I bought a chinease paint brush kit. I love making bamboo.....and more bamboo....oh and all in the same color too:P

More than a wish. I will probably take a watercolor class one day. Watercolor is vauge and you don't have to worry about lines.

I wish for alot of things:

I would go to 'Orleans and clean up if I had expendable cash.

Play an instrument too.

I wish i was a better person sometimes...

But then i get told how great i am, and i forget it :P

I wish the prefered posting rules would have been posted.Then I could pretend I was cool too.

Then you would be pretending just like everyone else is.;)

I am going to be honest and admit that sometimes, when I am jacking off to porno, I wish I was a dude that made porno movies. But really, I am very happy with my marriage and my life in general, and my wife is always super-horny (and half-Brazillian).

Sometimes I pretend, and hold my head up high, act like I got all my ish together, and that I know who I am, what I want and where I'm going, when on the inside none of those things are true.

Other times those things really are true and I pretend like I'm a glow worm. A glow worm's never glum. 'Cause how can you be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum?

left or right half? top or bottom half? the visual on this one is an interesting puzzle.

BigV! Sup, dude.

I sometimes pretend I'm talking on the cell phone when I'm not. It's a hideous display of self-consciousness that only seems to happen if I'm alone in a big city.

I know some of you do it too, stop looking at me like that.


And I share wolf's dreams of mercdom and spyingness.

What is mercdom and spyingness?

States of being involving sneakiness and shooting people in the face.

Ah. Yes, I too want to do that. Especially the 'shooting people in the face' part.

Me too!! Maybe we should start a "Who do we want to shoot in the face" thread!

Bottom half. That's how you can tell.