Man will never be free until teh last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest. -- Diderot

"fuck you, you fucking fuck" - anon

[quote=BigV]Thank you, Sir! May I have another, Sir!? [/Stripes]

Hmmm, I thought that was from Animal House.
:whip:

I dunno, man, I was really drunk at the time, heheheh, um, yeah.

I'm pretty sure it was Animal House too ... Kevin Bacon, right?

"I shall not commit the fashionable stupidity of regarding everything I cannot explain as a fraud."
- C. G. Jung (Addition to a lecture given to the Society for Psychical Research in 1919) -

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that it must be changed every six months. -- Oscar Wilde

Right

I cannot conceive of a God who rewards and punishes his creatures, or has a will of the kind that we experience in ourselves. Neither can I nor would I want to conceive of an individual that survives his physical death; let feeble souls, from fear or absurd egoism, cherish such thoughts.
Einstein

"Sex is like bridge, if you don't have a good partner,
you better have a good hand" ~Mae West

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"Later in this talk, I intend to define the universe and give three examples."
-- Larry Wall (creator of Perl)

"Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness." ~Bertrand Russell

I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
-Robert Bakker, a paleontologist


I just did my taxes for the first time...

We must keep in mind what has been said, that we must trust to this natural light only so long as nothing contrary to it is revealed by God himself...Above all we should impress on our memory as an infallible rule that what God has revealed to us is incomparably more certain than anything else; and that we ought to submit to the Divine authority rather than to our own judgement even though the light of reason may seem to us to suggest, with the utmost clearness and evidence, something opposite. ~ Descartes

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"This calls for a subtle combination of mathematics and explosives."
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