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BigV 10-26-2012 05:50 PM

63--a stick.

64--dung.

jimhelm 10-27-2012 10:28 AM

65. Swiss Shit!

Gravdigr 11-01-2012 04:31 PM

66. Elephino.

67. Rats! Big motherfuckers, with cocks this long!!

68. Shut up and eat your cornflakes.

infinite monkey 11-01-2012 05:33 PM

69. Good. You've done nothing but complain since you got here.

70. It's not unusual.

orthodoc 11-01-2012 09:56 PM

71. Bellybutton.

BigV 08-01-2013 09:59 AM

WANTED GOOD WOMAN
Must be able to clean, cook, sew, dig worms, and clean fish. Must have boat and motor.


72) PLEASE SEND PICTURE OF BOAT AND MOTOR.

Gravdigr 08-01-2013 02:51 PM

73. A rooster clucks defiance.

Gravdigr 08-01-2013 02:52 PM

73. Alright, he's dead, now what?

regular.joe 08-01-2013 03:41 PM

74. She wasn't THAT Bad.

75. See how good Vern looks since he quit drinking!

Old Bunyip 08-01-2013 07:24 PM

Waiter, "I think it is the breast stroke, Sir."

Sundae 08-02-2013 03:37 AM

77. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her.

78. Hypothermia.

Aliantha 08-02-2013 04:13 AM

79. I'm a tough little bastard, but i had to take my coat off for that one.

Crimson Ghost 08-02-2013 06:10 AM

80. I'm over here, Dad.

81. That's the stick shift, dear.

Flint 08-02-2013 11:41 AM

82 (?) ... And the bartender says, "Get out."

Nirvana 08-04-2013 11:42 AM

83
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"


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