You mean like this?

A low rumbling sound was heard; a subterraneous hum; and then all held their breaths; as bedraggled with trailing ropes, and harpoons, and lances, a vast form shot lengthwise, but obliquely from the sea. Shrouded in a thin drooping veil of mist, it hovered for a moment in the rainbowed air, its mighty member menacing against the blackening sky, as only a whale penis can be; and then fell swamping back into the deep. . .

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edit- welcome back :)

It was threads like this that I was missing, only in the cellar could you find 3 pages on a thread entitled "Whale Penis".

And here comes this whale, nekkid as a jaybird, I yelled out "Undertoad, look away from the penis!"...but it was too late.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Lord ha'mercy....

And I thought a dolphin penis was big.

Keep whale penis number 1!!!!!!!! :D

"Consider the plight of the whale, mighty leviathan of the briny deep...

For all his magnificence, for all his sheer brute strength, despite unequalled aquatic grace and endurance, the Lord of the Seas is a besorrowed beastie.

'Tis not the booming of the harpoon cannon as it fires its deadly prongs, bound to lodge in his stippled and scarred flesh.

'Tis not the grief of at the sight of his mate and offspring as they are pulled away to be carved up to fuel the engines of industry and the lamps of the hearth and home.

'Tis not the prospect of a cold, dark grave at the bottom of vast and heartless sea.

Nay, all these woes do pale before the whale's realization that his fins are so short, and his whale penis so far away from them, and the knowledge that his need to self-pleasure can never be satisfied."

Els, you have entirely too much free time.

So, what...? You didn't find that to be sort of turn of the 20th Century poetic? Damn.

Call me Ishmael no more...

Hell with whale penises, I want to see some of those "Big, Huge Penis pictures" on the sponsored link!

You might be disappointed.... I understand it's the pictures that are huge, not.... welll..... :blush:

We're back down to #4, so I think it's important to mention whale penis at this time.

As tired as I am after a long day slaving over hot lunatics, that whale penis sure perks me up!

Perhaps we should be focusing here on the length and breadth of the whale penis, and it's overall effect on this great nation's history?

Why would men have ventured forth onto the storm tossed Atlantic Seas unless they knew that the whale penis beckoned from the horizon?

Imagine if you got pissed on by a whale penis...I imagine that that would be like a tidal wave...