No but you can hump my leg.

I think we have a deal.

My GOD you are sooo insensitve.

You insensitive bastard! I lost my still warm body on 9/11.

Yea, well I lost my Virginity on 9/11 and I still never got it back. MIA!

I'm SO glad Flint is 1500 miles away from my house.

Don't say that, dude. We would totally party.

i know.....i was just playing the straight man for your little joke about fucking my wife's dead body.


BOY....it sounds a LOT worse when I say it

Should we expect people to have some kind of negative reaction to what I said?

Don't count on it.

Actually, I think you've laid the groundwork well enough that you can pretty much get away with saying pretty much anything, and people won't think any less of you.

Then the time has come. For me to stand up in the middle of a church and say "GOD IS A NIGGER FAGGOT!"

Only if you do it at the end of a song, and give a resounding "ba-dum-CHSSSSSH" on your kit after you say it.

I'm gonna swing a boom arm over, and, during the middle of a song, insert that statement in the form of soulful gospel-style background lyrics.

Do you think I could pass it off--have people assume they misheard me during the general noise of the whole band playing? Would they confront me?

If we are your only audience you have little to worry about.