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monster 03-25-2020 11:44 AM

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Yeah, I know, I just didn't feel true to myself if I didn't say something. Here's the one I was gonna post to piss off the Christians

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sexobon 03-25-2020 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 1049235)
'...WE CAN'T CREMATE BODIES FAST ENOUGH...'

If you're planted six feet under, you're maintaining the recommended distance. Should be OK.

fargon 03-25-2020 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 1049325)
Yeah, I know, I just didn't feel true to myself if I didn't say something. Here's the one I was gonna post to piss off the Christians

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I'm a Christian, and I'm not pissed.

Griff 03-25-2020 12:23 PM

That's because you're the real deal bro.

monster 03-25-2020 12:56 PM

I think my main level of discomfort was not so much the subject matter (although...) as the suggestion that the current Germans are "guilty" A bit like I don't really have a problem with saying this virus originated in China, but I do have a problem with people in America attacking anyone who "Looks Chinese" in the street. It's not my fault they're so stupid, but I'm ok with not calling it the Chinese virus in a place where these dicks might latch on to that if it helps protect innocent members of society.

I just feel children should not be responsible for the sins of their parents... I'll shut up now... :)

xoxoxoBruce 03-25-2020 05:07 PM

Sometimes children are the sins of their parents. ;)

lumberjim 03-25-2020 05:42 PM

I don't think Chinese virus is specific enough. Aren't most of the nasty ones from there?

xoxoxoBruce 03-25-2020 05:49 PM

Have to tack the year on the end.

Flint 03-25-2020 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 1049241)
Why is this in the humor thread?

Undertoad done goofed..?

xoxoxoBruce 03-25-2020 11:59 PM

Whether he goofed or not is subjective, I don't think so.
But the cyberbullying of Jessi Slaughter and the death of her father are far from humorous.
Apparently the origin of a lot of memes are less than pleasant which I really wasn't aware of.

Looks like it might rain, gotta go put my soapbox away.

Squawk 03-26-2020 04:35 AM

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monster 03-26-2020 10:54 PM

squ: if dealer had really tight buns, it could work....

.....heads out to stock up on spaghetti.....

monster 03-26-2020 10:55 PM

ooh.... lasagne :D

Squawk 03-28-2020 06:50 AM

Haha yes lasagne could work. You'd have to pre-soak it of course.

Carruthers 03-29-2020 09:47 AM

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I'm currently working on a double decker version in my secret laboratory somewhere in England.


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