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Man, those smugglers, boy, they'll do anything...:lol2:

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1049142)

Man, those smugglers, boy, they'll do anything...:lol2:

Toilet tissue crime is rife, rife I tell you.

Coronavirus: Three men arrested over loo roll haul

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Three men have been arrested after officers stopped a van and found a haul of stolen toilet rolls and hand wash.

Essex Police said they were called to reports that a vehicle had been driven through a building site barrier in Hatfield Peverel late on Friday.

The van was traced to the A13, where it was stopped at about 22:50 GMT at South Ockendon and the in-demand items were discovered.

The men have been held on suspicion of theft of a vehicle and burglary.

Police said the arrested men were a 28-year-old from Aveley, a 37-year-old from South Ockendon and a 41-year-old from Purfleet.

Essex Police wrote on Twitter: "Police officers always get a massive sense of satisfaction when we catch burglars, however we never expected to find this stolen loot in the boot.

"Stolen items recovered and three arrested all within an hour of it being reported. #ThatsHowWeRoll"

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1049139)

NSFW LANGUAGE

"I'm just warnin' y'all, Justin's prolly busy right now."

Not sure if this link will work for all, but we'll give it a go.
same vein:

https://www.facebook.com/sue.gwynne1...MTg1/?sk=h_chr

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Originally Posted by Diaphone Jim (Post 1049082)

https://i2.wp.com/www.theava.com/wp-...STFU.jpg?ssl=1

I love that. :thumb:

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Originally Posted by Carruthers (Post 1049145)

Toilet tissue crime is rife, rife I tell you.

Coronavirus: Three men arrested over loo roll haul

We used to have an anarchist newsletter here which had a regular feature called 'Crap Arrest Of The Week'.

I think this story would have fitted in quite nicely.

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 1049166)

Not sure if this link will work for all, but we'll give it a go.
same vein:

https://www.facebook.com/sue.gwynne1...MTg1/?sk=h_chr

There's a Merkin version floating around, too.

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 1049239)

Um.. You done goofed. Consequences will never be the same.

Why is this in the humor thread?

The cremation cartoon makes me feel sick to the stomach. I want to hide away and say nothing and pretend it didn't happen so we can move on in this thread. Humor is often funny because it challenges boundaries. But this is a boundary that shouldn't have been breached imo. This is not for me. ymmv but I just wanted to tell you how I felt. :(

I came here to post a funny, but now I'm going to go away and do something else for a bit.

I apologize to those who don't like it. I was born with a gene that causes me to see even the blackest black humor as funny. It is sometimes a bad thing in public.

But also I must admit love the awkward look monkey puppet meme so much. It is a close second to the woman yelling at dinner cat meme.

It is common for people to use dark humor in time of stress and uncertainty, (( is that a real word?) It's sick humor but I wasn't offended. When I was a kid polio affected alot of people that I grew up and went to school with, my brother included. But we still told polio jokes.

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