I've seen other wooden horses, but none like that.

Don't you hate it when you're sitting there drinking from the water fountain and a tree grows up around you?

Hey! I have seen that guy!

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---------------- Now playing on XMPlay: Ashfordaisyak - Leper In A Tumbledryer

OMG!!! He got molested by a Power Ranger!!!!

Translation: 20 hours of financial planning advice (no I'm not a certified financial planner, but I took a bookkeeping course at a community college 25 years ago) at my usual rate of $1,000 per hour.

I once woke up to find my housemate's boyfriend fondling my feet. Given that it was dark and he was black I suppose it's not a bad likeness.

He was definitely a foot man, in the weeks before I moved out when I had already finished my job (and was supposed to be packing) he would knock on my door in the afternoon to come downstairs and get stoned with him. Well, he never said that, but I always did because he smoked all the time and I ws a lightweight.

Then, when I was cabbaged, he would massage my feet and paint my toenails. He even invited me out to China with him when he was booked as a DJ in a Western style club for a couple of months. I was tempted. I declined.

And who says the Achilles tendon is a weak spot?

Ohhh, impress, that gave me the WILLIES!! -shudders-

Actually, I kinda like that one.

Dick Van Patten's Hobo Chili for Dogs

Eatables?

I've smelled some bad dog farts in my time.
I sure as hell wouldn't want to be around a chilli-eating dog!

I like the little girl with the dinos.
Except she's just that little bit too Disney for me - smaller eyes and I might even have considered it for a screensaver.