Murphy, the equal opportunity bitch...

LOL

Sleaze...

For the record, that is not a chicken. It's a pig.:yelsick:

A woman was on trial for beating her Husband to death with his guitar collection.
The Judge says "First Offender?"
She replies "No first a Gibson, then a Fender".

7

:D

I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.

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I invented a new word today. Plagiarism.

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I once went to a fancy dress party in Birmingham where the theme was "spice".
I went as a chilli pepper, but everyone else went as astronauts.

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When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and put a cherry on my head.
Yeah, life was tough in the gateau.

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I put up a high voltage electric fence around my property yesterday.
My neighbour is dead against it.

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H. G. Wells walked into a library and asked for a book on Time Travel.
"Sod off" said the librarian, "you didn't bring it back!"

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Those people who say they like the element of surprise are really not familiar with the periodic table.

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My Neighbour has just re-laid his drive using a load of old Mills and Boon paperbacks!
A novel approach I thought ...

It took me forever to get the third one... Birmingham party. :facepalm:

I wasn't sure whether to include that one, but I left it in on the basis that it might amuse one or two of the UK contingent. :thumb:

They were fun because being Brit oriented they made me think about them. Well done Sir.:notworthy

This is an important week in spice history.

Life imitates art...

British rule...