Yea, they send them school to teach them how to be weenies. It used to be called Command and Shaft, now it's called Intermediate Level Education for Majors....apparently being a weenie is only intermediate level.

oooohhhhh i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner..... ahem. oh. never mind. carry on.


what do you call a black prostitute with braces??

a black and decker pecker wrecker

Mommy, what happened to all your scabs?

Hush, and eat your corn flakes.

If you have children, particularly teenagers, ask them to be careful about the photos they post on Facebook. Remind them that these will be the pictures the media use when they are kidnapped or murdered.

Also likely.

Why is cum white and piss yellow? So Italians can tell if they're coming or going.

A guy with Down syndrome goes up to an ice-cream truck.
"Can .. I .. have .. an .. ice ... cream?" he asks.
"Sure, mate, what flavour do you want?" says the ice cream guy.
"Doesn't .. matter ... I'm ... only ... going ... to ... drop ... it ..."

That's just wrong.:lol2:

I got one
 

What do tightrope walking and getting a blow job from an 80yr old have in common?

You don't look down

Lol I got one! I made it up!

What do u call a bunch of adults with imaginary friends?
Christians.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
ba dum tssh

If God is the answer, what was the question?

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patricks Day?



Everyone wants to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day.

Yep! They're green with envy!