Jester, I hope that isn't your car. Oh hai!!

Oh no, I'd kill!

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I'm seriously thinking that they could use this for the "Axe" commercials.

I can't help but notice what rudimentary handles those mattocks have. I wonder if they are meant to be semi disposable.

Must be. I was wondering why anyone would leave a perfectly good tool at the scene, let alone 5 of them.

They were the cheapest she could buy and yes they are.

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And just for clarification purposes, I would never do that to a guys car.

Hee.

Yeah, I had a problem with that song "maybe next time he'll think before he cheats."

I have wayyyyyy better ways to get revenge than to fuck up his car. That's so...billy.

Well, I don't really have wayyyyyy better ways but I'll sure give him an angry glance that could, possibly, melt him. ;)

Anyway, the best revenge is to walk away and act like you don't care. The best revenge is to portray back to him how little he must have meant because you're not upset. The best revenge is to be a classier human being than the little chick he's taken up with. And it's free.

Hmm...no one is that stupid are they? An actual photo of committing the crime and then letting it leak onto the internet? Oh jeez.

Being caught and prosecuted is not a deterrent, in a crime of passion. :)

That guy deserved it. Look at how he parked!

Such a crime of passion that you have asked your friend to show up at a predetermined time to take the photos? In broad daylight? Maybe she could put it as her account photo on match.com.

Oh I get it. It was her car too and this is her way of getting a new one.

totally - it's like he's taking two spaces!

pssst, they got these here new-fangled sale phones, they take pitchers and type and everythin'

;)

But still...why are they taking photos of it? Something to show the grandkids? A reminder for future lovers?