Do not ƒuck with a dude that has an 18" bicep.

It's disturbing that your bicep is almost as large as my waist.....hmm...I might not double flip you the bird anymore. The Fun's over.
:(

Hulk Hogan was always on about his 24" pythons.....

A steak? No, no thanks, I'd rather eat some animal's junk. :headshake

Okay, UT, I'm a girl and -I- flinched at that cookbook. Way to go! :D

Just saw Impress' extreme corseting picture... in response, as an avid corseter myself, yes. It takes YEARS to train one's body to be able to wear a corset that tight. And YES, it displaces internal organs. BUT if done properly, the actual skeletal structure is not compromised, and the body can still function properly. Personally, not a fan of extreme corseting; I'm not attracted to that kind of a thing. But, there is a subculture... as there is for almost everything!

Graphic pic of grandma running over a dude and seeming oblivious.

Do Not Open if you are a sensitive prick. Only for insensitive pricks.

http://fukung.net/v/4838/1174667848020.jpg

Serves him right, for being so rude as to get in the way, when she's running the light. Damn whippersnapper, get off my hood. ;)

If the driver in the car on the left had enough time to get his hands up to his face, that woman is a liability. Throw the book at her.

And the suitcase.

Speaking of sweet little old ladies, here's another:

Ebay feedback:

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I've seen that feedback before???

Yep. Definitely sitting here scratching my head and saying WTF?! over that one...

Dozy old dingbat, Nazi swastikas bend to the right as they come out!

(I guess she could be Jewish or Buddhist, they use left-bending swastikas. That spoils the humour. And she has got a few right. And she could just turn them over. Ahh, forget it.)