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Griff 09-19-2010 11:39 AM
Motorcycle weaving passes the car at high speed in heavy traffic. Pete starts the highway safety speech as we have a new driver. Lil' Griff chimes in deadpan, "Maybe he has to stop a wedding."

footfootfoot 09-19-2010 07:15 PM
Shiner
 

footfootfoot 09-21-2010 08:52 AM
3 y.o. free association:

"the bag is full of people guts and the tires don't like it. we bought some cinnamon and took it out and the tigers ate the twigellits. uhoh. sweep this up. throw this thing in the garbage. Toss the witch in the garbage, nice knowing ya. sweep them, sweep them quickly! they're going into the garbage."

monster 09-21-2010 09:33 AM
what in the hell had you given said 3yo at that point? Acid?

footfootfoot 09-21-2010 10:14 AM
she's naturally creative. Like her father. (whoever that is)

Tulip 09-27-2010 10:56 AM
My sister was putting on pants for my nephew this morning in the bedroom when I heard him yell out, "Ow! Don't pinch my wee wee!" I went in to see what happened. She said she hasn't even zipped up the zipper; she was just pulling up his pants and it must've pinched him somewhere.

The other day I heard my nephew yell in the bathroom, "Don't scratch my wee wee!" His mom was bathing him and must've scratched his wee wee while cleaning it. :p:

Maybe all common stuffs you parents with boys out there, but I found it funny. :D

Clodfobble 09-27-2010 12:02 PM
Ah, yes. We've been going through a phase recently. "My privates are long! How do we make them short again?!" He's really not a fan of this occurrence, though I'm sure he'll appreciate it as he gets older.

Tulip 10-01-2010 12:24 PM
Hahahahhahahahahahah.....that is just too cute and funny!

xoxoxoBruce 10-01-2010 07:38 PM
Typical chick, laughing at our distress. :p:

monster 10-28-2010 09:01 AM
Thor is going to be Orion for Halloween this year. Discussing his costume last night, he was telling me all the names of the stars in the constellation, and I said "we could put a beetle on your right shoulder, next to Betelgeuse". "Why?" said Thor. "Because it might be sorta funny?"

Thor gives me a withering look and says "I'm not going for funny" and walks away. :lol:

Pete Zicato 10-28-2010 09:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by monster (Post 691013)
Thor is going to be Orion for Halloween this year. Discussing his costume last night, he was telling me all the names of the stars in the constellation, and I said "we could put a beetle on your right shoulder, next to Betelgeuse". "Why?" said Thor. "Because it might be sorta funny?"

Thor gives me a withering look and says "I'm not going for funny" and walks away. :lol:
He's maintaining artistic control.

SteveDallas 10-28-2010 01:37 PM
BETELGEUSE! BETELGEUSE! BETELGEUSE!!

footfootfoot 11-17-2010 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 254224)
Speaking of poop,

When I came in for lunch today inch3 said:
"Daddy, will you talk to me?" (first time he's ever asked that, usually he does most of the talking)
"Sure, but I have to go to the potty first. You can follow me and I'll talk to you when I'm done."

(follows me, opens the door and stands there in the doorway)

inch3: "You need to have a tape measure when you poop."
foot3: "Oh yeah? Why's that?" (WTF and where is this going?)
inch3: "Because you need to cut wood."
foot3: "Really? I didn't know that."

So there you have it. Are we aptly named or what?
Ok Four years later and I just got it. He was referring to "Dropping logs"

xoxoxoBruce 11-17-2010 10:13 AM
So he really meant you need a chainsaw.;)

Flint 11-17-2010 02:22 PM
My 4yo daughter, at the dinner table, apropos to nothing: “I’m having fun being a white person!”


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