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Crimson Ghost 03-31-2013 06:46 PM

They haven't had wine since... I don't know when... 1969, maybe...

Gravdigr 04-01-2013 08:46 AM

Wait 'til he tries to check out...

Lamplighter 04-01-2013 08:53 AM

Google Nose,” still in Beta, “leverages new and existing technologies
to offer the sharpest olfactory experience available.”
Scratch and sniff books are one way to use Google Nose;
self-driving new car smell is another possible experience.


Gravdigr 04-01-2013 09:12 AM

"...new self-driving car smell..."

:lol2:

limey 04-01-2013 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 859107)
Wait 'til he tries to check out...

We're out!

Sent by thought transference

Pete Zicato 04-01-2013 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 859107)
Wait 'til he tries to check out...

she

Gravdigr 04-01-2013 12:55 PM

Yeah, I forgot who I was posting at.

Sorry Limes.

xoxoxoBruce 04-01-2013 01:01 PM

Quote:

"You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! "
:haha:

Beest 04-03-2013 12:20 PM

http://www.himalayansaltinhaler.com/

http://img.diytrade.com/cdimg/217872...1266637305.jpg

Well who'd a thought salt and lungs were such a great combination, not me that's for sure,:smack:
maybe they cold make the pot out of Uranium clay, for extra Revigation :nuke:

DanaC 04-03-2013 12:59 PM

It's supposed to be good for asthma and stuff, i don't think it's for getting high :P

footfootfoot 04-03-2013 01:01 PM

My lips are chapped just looking at that picture.

infinite monkey 04-03-2013 01:11 PM

It looks like one of those pots where you shove liquids up your nose.

I am going to invent a system that runs a regular everyday garden hose (or maybe a fire hose, for the real hypochondriacs) through a salt block, then attaches into your ass (this is the engineering part where I'm, um, stuck on the design details...maybe like a funnel shape with outwardly turned ridges so it keeps it in?) Turn the water on high, and clear out every passage you have. And some you didn't know you had.

glatt 04-03-2013 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 859382)
It's supposed to be good for asthma and stuff, i don't think it's for getting high :P

I just remembered that you are an expert in that area, being a former producer of such devices yourself.

footfootfoot 04-03-2013 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 859387)
It looks like one of those pots where you shove liquids up your nose.

I am going to invent a system that runs a regular everyday garden hose (or maybe a fire hose, for the real hypochondriacs) through a salt block, then attaches into your ass (this is the engineering part where I'm, um, stuck on the design details...maybe like a funnel shape with outwardly turned ridges so it keeps it in?) Turn the water on high, and clear out every passage you have. And some you didn't know you had.

I think you just reinvented the colonic

infinite monkey 04-03-2013 03:44 PM

No, this isn't just for the colon. It's for noses and ears and baginas and moufs. It even reopens your belly button and spews out lint.

Takes care of all that weird orifice stuff all at once.


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