He's gone un-postal!

You reckon he could be court-martialed for deserting his post?

They don't have a thread of evidence.

...but the could hold him on remand forumonth or so.

thanks all really appreciate it.

<KLUNK>...<cahchink>...<hurumpf>


cell door closed...locked...threw away the key

you've gone and started him on the road to recovery.... it is the very *action* of closing, specifically, closing the venous path from the corpus cavernosum.

I'm back...

where were you?

Hi madman!
:)
Welcome back.

life is seriously not fair when one has to get out of bed on a Monday morning, and ones' loved ones (okay, fine, my cat!) get to stay curled up in the softness and warmth.

Yea!! This is bullshit...My husband is waiting for me at home right now. Last week he was at home and on the couch because they kept letting him go early because of the "weather". He just went home early again today and actually complained to me that he might get restless....Jerks!!
:headshake

"Oh poor me, I have time off work..." "Nothing left to do but get under the blanket and watch movies or create art all day..waaah!" "What if I get restless, booo-hoo!"

LOL! poor guy, prob'ly take a nap!

why is it that when I have two beers in the house, I only want to drink one;

But when I have one beer in the house . . . I want two!

One beer in the house is a concept i am having difficulties with. does not compute. please elaborate.