Is the Russian name Pyotr pronounced somewhat like Peter?

If so, bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!:lol2:

If not, then, nevermind, I guess.

https://youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU

[https://youtu.be/pRNb6pz6AFQ

Heh, funny.

Edinburgh festival 2017:

Robert Garnham: Insomnia is awful. But on the plus side – only three more sleeps till Christmas.

Dan Antopolski: Centaurs shop at Topman. And Bottomhorse.

Paul Savage: Oregon leads America in both marital infidelity and clinical depression. What a sad state of affairs.

Caroline Mabey: I’m very conflicted by eye tests. I want to get the answers right but I really want to win the glasses.

Athena Kugblenu: Relationships are like mobile phones. You’ll look at your iPhone 5 and think, it used to be a lot quicker to turn this thing on.

Evelyn Mok: My vagina is kind of like Wales. People only visit ironically.

Phil Wang: In the bedroom, my girlfriend really likes it when I wear a suit, because she’s got this kinky fantasy where I have a proper job.

Gráinne Maguire: The Edinburgh fringe is such a bubble. I asked a comedian what they thought about the North Korea nuclear missile crisis and they asked what venue it was on in.

John-Luke Roberts: How did the Village People meet? They obviously led such different lives.

Olaf Falafel: If you’re being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.

:D

The Village People comment makes sense. I mean, the biker and the motorcycle cop, I get that. But how did any of them ever run a cross an Indian chief? C'mon.

They met in the Village while seeking the same thing.

An update for 2017, of Billy Joel's, We Didn't Start The Fire.

Best one of these I think I've ever seen.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the opossum that it could be done.

Hah!

Nerd joke

http://www.meh.ro/original/2009_09/meh.ro1061.gif

Professor knows...

This guy thought he found Wilson floating in the ocean, but it turned out to be Spalding so he threw him back.

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