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xoxoxoBruce 06-09-2017 12:16 AM
I don't know. Biting an apple and finding a worm... worse, half a worm, is about Meeee!. The holocaust is about somebody I don't know, halfway around the world, I'm not related to. Hmm, tough choice. :rolleyes:

xoxoxoBruce 06-09-2017 12:39 AM
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Another national map from XDTC... :D

captainhook455 06-09-2017 12:42 PM
I'm sorry. This was for LJ and I was wondering what it says.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...a54ee22231.jpg

footfootfoot 06-09-2017 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 990394)
I don't know. Biting an apple and finding a worm... worse, half a worm, is about Meeee!. The holocaust is about somebody I don't know, halfway around the world, I'm not related to. Hmm, tough choice. :rolleyes:
The other variant that I like is:

What's worse than a bee sting?
The holocaust.
What's worse than the holocaust?
Two bee stings.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

etc.
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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.
http://www.anti-joke.com/

BigV 06-10-2017 11:21 AM
SonofV's *favorite* type of humor. It can be kind of exhausting after the first few hours... but then I remember what an improvement it represented when it displaced rape jokes.

lumberjim 06-11-2017 09:53 AM
What's the best rape joke he told you?

footfootfoot 06-11-2017 05:08 PM
What did the girl from Alabama say after she lost her virginity?

"Get off me, pa, yer crushin' ma' smokes."

Gravdigr 06-12-2017 02:18 PM
That's a statutory rape joke.

Statutory rape jokes are different.

Gravdigr 06-12-2017 02:26 PM
I could have sworn I posted this. Second try:

I'm not sure where I heard/read this, but, I think it was a friend of mine.

He said he'd lost so much weight that he was afraid he was going to fall through his own asshole and accidentally strangle himself.

lumberjim 06-12-2017 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 990622)
I could have sworn I posted this. Second try:

I'm not sure where I heard/read this, but, I think it was a friend of mine.

He said he'd lost so much weight that he was afraid he was going to fall through his own asshole and accidentally strangle himself.
That's awesome. I lolled

konopej 06-14-2017 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 990546)
What did the girl from Alabama say after she lost her virginity?

"Get off me, pa, yer crushin' ma' smokes."
:lol: classy

Gravdigr 06-14-2017 08:46 AM
Y'know what they call a 12 year old virgin in Alabama?

Uuuuuggggglllllyyyyyy.

Gravdigr 06-14-2017 11:47 AM
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Iggy 06-28-2017 05:22 AM
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The internet is for porn. :p:

xoxoxoBruce 06-30-2017 11:47 PM
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Know your bins, introduce them to the family, they'll be very close friends. :rolleyes:


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