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Wow. Can we keep her, pleeeeeaaaaaase?

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Originally Posted by California Mama

Wow, people gave you a hard time? I guess I missed all that.

I lurked for a long time. Joined. Really enjoyed the rest of the site, but got too sucked in, or life got too demanding, and I had to pull out. Still wore my Cellar t-shirt, though, which got lots of attention!

When I poked my head back in there were just a few random posted pics. I didn't know what happened, but stuck my toe in the water. Then my foot . . .

I love doing the images! Sometimes, I feel guilty for posting something that I don't think is up to the Cellar standard . . . (not looking for reassurance - I'm just one step below a perfectionist).

I have so many files and links and saved images that I could never post them all. I love the creativity and the challenge of what I think the day calls for.

The only crap I got was for the sexist library dude. I'm such an innocent. I was like "that was wrong? It seemed so right." I treasure the guidance of the Dwellars, though! I'm still running on my learner's permit.

Doing the IoTD really starts my day off on the right foot. Thanks for letting me play in your sand box!!!!!!!

California Mama, please, *please* understand you're doing a great job and your effort is greatly appreciated. Really. Got that? Great.

Yeah, she is rocking it.

You put yourself here, Doctor ZenGum. I function merely as the poster of record.

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Dear Dr (Zengum),

You have successfully completed your probation period and are now confirmed in position of (General Smartass) in (Miscellaneous Academics Division) until 31-DEC-2049.

Effectively, tenure, so long as I keep working and don't screw up (or one of my students).

If I may be permitted a personal comment...

Congratulations, sir. I know nothing of your professional qualifications. But I have had a fair taste of your mind over the last few years. Your students are very lucky to be able to share you with us. Bravo!

Yo dawg I heard u like meta-jokes in your meta-thread so I posted a meta-joke you posted in my meta-thread in your meta-thread.

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 774638)

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Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 774609)

I don't get the whole thread.

what the hell is going on here? someone post a link to a relevant thread?

Clodfobble! do your job!

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 774638)

Just "be".

Oops...wardrobe malfunction.

I think you're looking for the Hall of Smarm, actually.

;)

The Hall of Smarm was closed after Phil Hartman died.

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 774705)

Yo dawg I heard u like meta-jokes in your meta-thread so I posted a meta-joke you posted in my meta-thread in your meta-thread. Oops...wardrobe malfunction.

Mind officially blown.

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 775609)

Hmmmmm.
I am speaking English. I just know more of it than you do.

I love footfootfoot's story. I've been the golem, and I've been the child. Being the child is more fun.

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Glatt, I am reminded of this story. I feel I may have posted it already. In truth, I'll answer all your very good questions later today.

Short version of the story:
In a small village there is a hideous stone statue in the middle of the village square. No one can remember who put it there or when, and no one can even begin to imagine who would have sculpted such a thing, but there it sits. This is how it came to be there.

A long time ago, a rabbi found a golem in a trunk in his basement and decided to re-animate it by placing a sacred scroll with the name of god written upon it into the golem's ear. The Golem came to life, immediately demanding to be given something to do. The rabbi tells the golem the lawn needs mowing and all the hedges need trimming. The golem goes off to do the yard work. The rabbi is no sooner at the top of the cellar steps when the golem comes back to him saying, "I've done as you asked. Give me something else to do!" The incredulous rabbi looks and sees the yard is perfect. He then tells the golem to re-wallpaper the upstairs of the house. The rabbi sits down to read his paper and no sooner is in his chair when the golem reappears demanding to be given another task.

The rabbi tells the golem to paint the house. Before the rabbi has a chance to pick up his paper the golem is back, angrily demanding something more to do. The rabbi has had enough of this by now and reaches up to the golem's ear to remove the scroll. The golem smacks the rabbi's hand away, roaring, “I WANT TO LIVE.” The rabbi, terrified tells the golem to go cut seven cords of wood, split it and stack it behind the house. As the golem heads off to cut the wood, the rabbi runs down to road to the home of an older rabbi. He hurriedly blurts out everything to the older rabbi who slowly shakes his head and says “You’ve done a foolish thing…” They are interrupted by the golem smashing down the rabbi’s door demanding to be given something to do.

The older rabbi tells the golem, “After you repair my front door, I want you to go down to the village square where the children are playing and answer all of their questions.”

The Golem repairs the door and goes to the village square where he sits down and begins fielding questions from the children, “How high is the sky? Why does it rain? When is tomorrow? Why is it dark at night? Do dogs go to heaven?”
After about an hour of answering the children’s questions the golem slowly reaches up to his ear and pulls the scroll out.

On Parenting:

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 794023)

Absolutely. It's also easy at times. And sometimes it's fun. And sometimes it sucks. It's a mixed bag.

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 784401)

Sundae

I would thank you, but the post was so obviously deserving...

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Originally Posted by SamIam (Post 795310)

I am fed up with a Christian fundamentalist god always messing with our State and Federal Government. The fact that the concept of separation of Church and State exists proves that god doesn't want the Republicans sneaking in rules about birth control or homosexuality and turning them into laws. This is such major hypocrisy for the "party of less government" that I am astonished. Maintaining the nation's infra-structure and ensuring food and health care for our children is too grievous an oppression by the government, but government mandates on private sexual choices, birth control, abortion, women's rights etc. are perfectly acceptable because that's what god wants. God is horrified by two happily paired off lesbians but indifferent to the suffering of a child. Go figure.