:eek:

Why, little ole me? (I need that batting eyelash smilie, too) :p

Don't knock it, at least you're getting blown!

Limey: Countessa of Coitus Interruptus

:shock: :biglaugha

OK, don't be mad, I'm not trying to be smarty pants BUT:

Countessa is not a word. A Countess is the wife of a Count. A Contessa is an Italian Countess.

So, it would either be Contessa or Countess.

Sorry,

Count Chocula

Countess. my bad. no excuse, either. sundae girl sent ne a very detailed list of the titles to help....but i didn't check it.

Hey, look at the bright side. At least he hasn't coined the term "cuntessa" yet...

Hit me. It has been ages since I got a new one.

Sultana Sweatermuscles

Sweet.

We should like to join the royals ...

Our Lady of the Luger

In keeping with our current narcissim, we would like to be given a suitably royal title.

Elspode: Viscount of Viagra

Yahoo. I am not just royal, I am a Diety.

That totally rocks.