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Gravdigr 12-05-2016 11:05 AM

This girl had on a tube top that said, 'Hottie.' I was thinking, 'This bitch has a good sense of humor.' 'Sweaty' might have been a better word. I don't know how big she was, but she had on a tube top, and those little hip huggers -- looked like a can of biscuits had popped open.

footfootfoot 12-06-2016 10:36 AM

I think that joke needs a bit more work.

Gravdigr 12-06-2016 12:01 PM

Well, it needs to be heard, not read.

Plus:

I copy/pasted it from a joke site that may, or may not use English as it's first language.

All ya need is the visual anyway. Grammatical perfection was not the aim at any point in the manufacture of that joke, I don't believe.

But, you are correct.

Gravdigr 12-11-2016 02:44 PM

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footfootfoot 12-11-2016 10:52 PM

What's better than roses on YOUR piano?

Tulips on YOUR organ.


For Christ's sake, the words matter.

Gravdigr 12-12-2016 01:58 PM

Maybe Sheldon wrote that joke.

Maybe you're looking at it from the wrong point of view.

Maybe any ol' organ will do.

:D

footfootfoot 12-12-2016 02:39 PM


xoxoxoBruce 12-12-2016 02:40 PM

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You won't know till she takes her face off... :lol:

Gravdigr 12-12-2016 02:43 PM

Heheh, he's fingering his organ.:devil:

Gravdigr 12-13-2016 04:07 PM

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I thought I put this up, already.

Apologies if I did.

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footfootfoot 12-13-2016 09:07 PM

awesome. needed that tonight.

xoxoxoBruce 12-23-2016 02:38 PM

Just one minute of your time you won't regret, or your money back.


BigV 12-23-2016 09:11 PM

Completely worthwhile. And. I sneeze like that, with the power of the second and the direction of the first.

Gravdigr 12-24-2016 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 977224)
Completely worthwhile. And. I sneeze like that, with the power of the second and the direction of the first.

So...that's not tinsel on your tree, then?

I thought it was tinsel, but, it's not.


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