Is that for me? You should know it isn't the content that makes a signature annoying, it's the centering and bolding. But the smaller font at least is appreciated. :)

Wow. I didn't change the font or the size, but I appreciating learning exactly how petty some complaints can be.

We do a variation of this for Halloween.. with an actual head ;)
Get a large cardboard box, cut a hole big enough for a head to get through. Get a large, black plastic table cloth and drape it over the box, and cut a hole in the same place. Put on some rad dead guy make-up, fashion a crude cardboard & tinfoil platter, sit inside the box with your head sticking out (lawn chair is nice), place the platter around your neck and fill it up with candy. Wait for the kids to come. If you're familiar with the neighbors, you can also cut two slits in the table cloth for your hands. Shoot them out and yell "ONLY TAKE ONE!!!!!" and grab the kids for half a second.

The patented, head on a platter.

Good times.

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Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth are going to be bitch slapping each other, fighting over the new guy on the block.

omg is that for realz?!1

Flint are you trying to tempt Drax back by pretending to be 14 year old girl?

I wonder if he lurks here...