Because

OCT 31 == DEC 25

Strip club...

excellent!

Knock knock









Then you say, who's there?





Then I say, broken pencil.

C'mon, then you say, broken pencil who?

Broken pencil who?

Ah... There's no point....?

:rimshot:

Your knock-knock jokes suck!

:lol2:

Here ya go tarheel

A man goes to a house of sin. The madam said all the girls are taken for the night. All we have left is a big chicken. A big chicken the man says, well if that is all you have. He goes in a big room surrounded by mirrors. Even the ceiling. He takes his clothes off and the big chicken is brought in and they get it on.
He comes back next week and says I want a room with the big chicken. The madam says the big chicken is not here tonight and all the girls are busy. Come to this room and have a drink until a girl is ready. The room is dark and there is a bar with a fellow staring through a glass. The man sits and through the glass is a man in a big room getting it on with 3 women. He says to the other patron that this is pretty good and the guy said, you think this is good. You should have been here last week. There was a guy in there with a big chicken.

tarheel

Even though I can't see the other jokes as this thread is blank on my screen I shall endeavor to bring y'all a sophisticated joke.

A waiter picked up a bowl of soup for a customer. The customer said hey why do you have your thumb in my bowl of soup? Waiter said, I have arthritis in my thumb and the doctor told me to keep my thumb in a warm moist spot. Customer says why don't you stick it in your a$$. Waiter said Thats where it was before I picked up this bowl of soup.

tarheel

That blank screen thing happens to me on Tapatalk in this thread too. Swipe the screen sideways to the right, and it will go back a page, swipe it back, and the posts show