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xoxoxoBruce 05-07-2016 05:41 PM

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Sluggo knows...

footfootfoot 05-07-2016 07:11 PM

I heard an interview with Fogerty and he said he always messes with the lyrics, a la "There's a bathroom on the right."

xoxoxoBruce 05-14-2016 01:58 AM

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The Queen...

DanaC 05-14-2016 05:11 AM

Hahahahah. Simple but effective

DanaC 05-14-2016 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 959270)
I was working in a store where we had to take down customers' names to track their order and a pretty young woman came in at the end of the day when I was very tired and a bit punchy. Her name was Grewcock and I lost my shit.

The seething look on her face has stayed with me for decades.

Extra awkward because she turned out to be dating one of my coworkers the following year.

I phone people up to do satisfaction surveys wit them. Some ofthe names are quite amusing.

Yesterday i had to call someone with the surname 'Sithole' Given the foreign forename, i sspect it should be pronouned sith- olay. Alas they didn't answer. My colleague was disappointed, she was hoping I'd have to try.

xoxoxoBruce 05-14-2016 10:05 AM

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I want to know where I can get this font. :cool:

xoxoxoBruce 05-15-2016 04:56 PM

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Nope, not bees...

lumberjim 05-15-2016 07:17 PM

Cbol

xoxoxoBruce 05-16-2016 05:32 PM

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Yearbook...

xoxoxoBruce 05-18-2016 09:28 AM

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Gravdigr 05-18-2016 10:25 AM

Wouldn't need a match to see what I'd have done.

You woulda smelled it.

Gravdigr 05-23-2016 01:45 PM


footfootfoot 05-23-2016 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 960425)
Wouldn't need a match to see what I'd have done.

You woulda smelled it.

"Just run like hell, reach behind you and keep throwing!"

"Keep throwing what?"

"Don't worry, it'll be there."

xoxoxoBruce 05-25-2016 03:09 PM

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This is matchbook cover from an apparently posh nightclub in the 1930s.
But if it's so classy, why are they having watermelon? ;)

Gravdigr 05-28-2016 10:51 PM

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