May is Masturbation Month.

First of May, first of may
outdoor fucking starts today
But if as usual it do rain
off we fucks indoors again.

My Mom! In college, I had the Glow Worm and the Chubbles, given to me by Mom. All my dorm-mates loved them, and would borrow them when they had a bad day, for cheering up (no dirty thoughts now, y'all.) ;)

Well, I looked into my bag of goodies my mom gave me yesterday (she always gives me her old magazines, books, and other things) and there was a Zhu Zhu Hamster! I brought it into work and it was running around, made everyone laugh.

I think I want a whole Zhu Zhu Hamster community. I'm such a kid!

http://www.zhuzhupets.com/main.html

monster: for thinking of me and telling me to look away in the "questions" thread. I caught it in time that I didn't look at the pic.

Thank you!:thumb:

heehee. You can look now, though, we've "moved on" :lol:

OK!

:jig:

Winner over Weiner! Makes me happy every time! :)

My mom just gave me a bunch of my favorite cookware.

See, the way it works with my mom is: I buy something and it turns out to be pretty good, then she decides she wants one too, but goes overboard with her superior paycheck and gets 3 of them, or the larger one, or the special edition with extra attachments, or whatever. Then, about 6 months later, she realizes she isn't really going to use it after all (and in fact has perhaps not even taken it out of the package,) and gives it to me instead.

So not only did I get three more dutch ovens in varying sizes, but I also got this great cookbook. I'm so excited!

Oow Oow, what time's supper. :yum:

My husband finally agrees with me, that the home parties I do need cash and carry items. I did a party this weekend, and 90% of the sales were take home now things... I could have made more if I had more "instant gratification" items. The girls wanted to wear some of the lingerie to the bar that night So... he agreed we need to spend money to make money. We have $6000 retail worth coming ROFL. He either doesn't do something or goes all out!
Now I need a few more big parties like this weekend. $700 in 3 hours!

Nice!

He's not dumb, if it doesn't sell, you wear it. :D

peace and quiet.

Scan was clear. No tumah! So, what the effin' eff is wrong with me?

Anxiety attacks were noted, muscle tightness and spasms could contribute to headaches and other head issues.

He gave me some preventive exercises for the spasms, and something for my extreme anxiety (which are timed well with PMS, but unreal-like and scary) for just those times when it gets like it gets.

In the meantime, I'm going to look into herbal remedies in case there are also hormonal issues due to my age (which my doctor is in denial of, apparently. I don't care, I'll shout it from the rooftops, but he doesn't seem to want to think I'm old.) :lol:

Great news.

It's not a tumah! :thumb: